#12

Fringes.  I have a fringe..............why, oh, why do I have a fringe?  Bloody nightmare!  If there is a God he has been pretty harsh on me!  Not only has he blessed me with a slightly lazy eye (I use the fringe to cover this up......Not Gabrielle or Lisa Left Eye stylee) but he has also given me a cow lick right in the middle of my forehead!  I spend about 20 minutes every day trying to coax it so sit flat, and as soon as I go outside it seperates and I look like i'm going bald.  Urgh!  Also, fringes need to be cut every other bloody day, or something......slight exageration, but it certainly feels that way!